Just watched Superman Returns; I mean if I was Superman, I woulda taken Lois to Maury to make her PROVE it. Kal-el, you are NOT the father!

Ugh I hate it when Maury makes me wait til after the commercial to find out who the daddy is!

Unemployed!

@joelgug Lebanon OR? Why?!

RT @Philanthropy: Nearly Half of Charities Have Cut Jobs, Survey Says http://bit.ly/167ibN doesn’t make me feel better though

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